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Worse Demotivational Poster

Books -


TAGS: worse indifference malice calendar mariand
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:37 am
Bam! 5L
Rudedog - January 18, 2013, 10:49 pm
So true


TAGS: incendescent bulbs are even worse
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - August 27, 2009, 11:37 am
Love that episode LD and the corresponding "ASSMAN" car license plate...too funny!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 11:04 am
This reminded me of the Seinfeld episode and "Fusilli Jerry"...somehow the story always begins with someone "falling" on it in the shower - but wtf was this doing laying around in your shower, hmmmm? Aaaand 5 mercury-filled lions for you!
CANADA - August 27, 2009, 9:04 am
o god! o god he's dead! TTH, he's realy dead! murcury poisoning damn you
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:04 am
And you can't just look at the mercury poisoning and tell HOW it happened ... that's just TV nonsense.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:03 am
Nobody YET ... but your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment has given countless people ideas they shouldn't oughtta be thinkin', mister clever-drawers! Or maybe it's just me ....
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 12:55 am
After Googling "salma", it turns out that nobody has died from rectal mercury poisoning.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:54 am
you just might be able to aquire as much mercury as you could get by eating a whole can of tuna. The real issue here is disposal. That's the problem.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Hey guess what? I just googled Glen Beck and "flourescent". "Any hits?", you don't bother to ask. Why yes. Glen Beck rants about them. Says he hates them. Shocking. I'm guessing that if you break one and then inhale real quick, with a purpose, ...
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:39 am
Five bucks says that Glen Beck rants about these things for at least a paragraph in his book: An Inconvenient Book.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Wow, someone followed my link? Unbelievable the hazards caused by these things (even if you don't stick them in an orifice). I keep the old fashion energy wasting ones rather than bring mercury into the house.
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 1:40 am
Step 2, 4th point. LOL! Looks like sticky tape DOES fix everything.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:37 am
Just hope it doesn't break. It'll take the ER and a HAZMAT team to remove. Don't believe me? Go here and see -http://www.epa.state.oh.us/pic/cfl_info.html#break // Excellent poster, dude.
Haarakkon - August 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I'm not homophobic, no offense taken.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:07 am
Sorry Haar...JK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:06 am
I guess if he lubricates it well he can twist it in like a corkscrew.......should mean easy removal as well.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 12:40 am
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 12:39 am
Need I point out the fluorescent bulb? Clearly, the textureless standard bulb doesn't "do it" for Haar.
Haarakkon - August 26, 2009, 12:27 am
I only wanted to properly thank my employers for all the sunshine that's been blown up there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 12:12 am
You should be embarrassed Haar.....we all know you got the idea for this poster in the emergency room waiting area.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2009, 11:34 pm

ahahahahahhahahahahahah i bow down.....i'de give it a 7 if i could.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
Geez, I'm kinda embarrassed. Thanks, everyone.
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 10:20 pm
5 from me, too. Amsome.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 10:08 pm
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 10:02 pm
Best poster in months! 5 fluorescent lions!
spacedog - August 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Agreed. Excellent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 8:24 pm
Excellent work Haar.....5 lions.


TAGS: pills better or worse
Rating: 4.51/5

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Krissie - October 18, 2011, 11:54 am
Minor health issues for me. But stopped taking meds for 3 years, and flu/colds/etc., are a rare occurence for me now. And I feel MUCH better :)
CloudchaserS - October 16, 2011, 4:54 am
True, sometimes the side effects are worse than when the medication is meant to prevent
Verdeckt - October 15, 2011, 9:39 am
likewise, I've seen enough friends/relatives worse off for taking pharmacological products.
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 9:31 am
I once wondered about that. Then I was told that not taking care of our bodies would be like if someone gave me a nice car and I didn't take care of it saying "It'll eventually conk out anyway."

ROCK BOTTOM - Could Be Worse... It Could Be His Sister...

TAGS: rock bottom worse sister
Rating: 2.75/5

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TailsDoll - July 23, 2010, 1:02 pm
HEY!!!...she's not that old...........
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:09 pm

...you mean instead of his mom?

THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.


TAGS: well it could be worse
Rating: 3.84/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 1:53 pm
You'd think there'd be more blood, don't you? More bad news...apparently your new wife's vagina is bigger than the local Shriner's Hall.


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


TAGS: it can always get worse
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - April 4, 2013, 10:50 am
Future photo of what Best Korea is going to look like from a distance if they try anything?
GaryO - April 4, 2013, 9:09 am
'tis a truth
Sho - April 4, 2013, 7:54 am
That calm before a t5unami


TAGS: hookers bad cheating worse std
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:26 pm
You did that to her car just for giving you a "burning pee" face? 5L

Marriage -

TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.

THE WEDDING VOWS - Father would you please define the for worse part ?


TAGS: aprchallenge afterlife could it be worse than your worst day here
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Got my spicy brown mustard... I'm in!

I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE - the fact that this actually exists or that someone felt it was important enough to immortalize in stone

PEANUT ALLERGY - Peanut allergy symptoms can range from a minor irritation to a life threatening reaction (anaphylaxis)

TAGS: it can get worse
Rating: 3.44/5

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-RL -



TAGS: cfl is even worse crankyhead
Rating: 4.59/5

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InspectorSmith - December 21, 2011, 10:08 am
We call it Gay Rugby XD
simbad5 - December 22, 2010, 5:37 am
we call it maerican football xD
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:11 pm
each time I see this one I love it more. wish I could vote more than once. so witty.
pzykosiz - December 19, 2010, 12:36 am
we call it gridiron
SunnyDay - December 18, 2010, 11:49 pm
sooo funny - hats off
Hawamleh - December 18, 2010, 5:28 pm
added to my favs and gave it five lions, for good measure.
foresti - December 18, 2010, 5:06 pm
Handball... :P
Reality Lord - December 18, 2010, 4:58 pm

omg....i almost missed it....nice cranky real nice!


TAGS: i ve seen worse
Rating: 4/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 6, 2010, 11:25 am
Oh man I would be horrified with myself if I woke up next to that. I'd kill her then me.
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 3:16 pm
the bar's open and I'm buyin'
thatonechick - May 25, 2010, 3:07 pm
I would SO regret it. And I'd have to be REALLY drunk. LoL
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:14 pm
I have a whole dollar on it saying none of us here would kick her outta bed or even regret waking up to her after a drunken night. There are a lot worse ones out there.
deadraisin - May 25, 2010, 1:39 pm
Sorry boys she is was and will always be an uggo.
R.S.Jake - May 25, 2010, 12:50 pm
How about in Hocus Pocus? Jumping around saying "Amuck Amuck Amuck!" Hot...now, not so much. I don't like calling her a horse face though...I like horses.
Mongo - May 25, 2010, 11:26 am
5L....and agree, she is uglier than home made soap now a days..
Airman - May 25, 2010, 11:23 am
she looked pretty good coming out of the pool in Honeymoon in Vegas
Cubbybear - May 25, 2010, 10:18 am
Watch LA Story with Steve Martin
Kung-Fu Devil - May 25, 2010, 8:26 am
I'm still not seeing it haha.

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE - Dave Bowman regrets taking his first hit of acid in space

SWEET DREAMS - I will sleep better once his nightmare comes true.

TAGS: vick deserves worse
Rating: 3.43/5

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5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:53 am
my job as in catching those kind of people. In case someone reading this thinks otherwise.
5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:52 am
ok, thanks. Its something close to my heart since its my job. I am proud of it. I figured there would be higher votes due to the hatred of him. oh well, I am still happy with it and the folks at work like it.
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 1:40 am
It's already been done here... back when it was current.... mooooo is right.... this should've tanked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2010, 1:37 am
don't take it so personally 3.57 isn't bad....especially for this poster.....LOL.
5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:19 am
can I get some tips on this one?
5150monkeylove - September 14, 2010, 11:59 pm
wow, vote #3 hurt. At least explain what you thought of it. No reprisals here.

EVEN WORSE - It's spelled: "You know that you ARE A hate filled thing." George C. damn it!

TAGS: even worse
Rating: 1.73/5

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lucas - January 25, 2009, 11:38 pm
i think he was calling the person before him a "hate filled thing" because he knew what the church was called

BAD COMPANY - M0rd3kaI and MissPriss now have their own logo pens!

TAGS: what could be worse
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 8, 2012, 1:34 pm
lol...are you sure you didn't miss an "i"...

Dinosaur Erotica -

mother nature flies-off-the-handle -

TAGS: things can get much worse
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - August 16, 2013, 6:00 am
Seen ISM News Channel spoof network of yours. Anything more than 3 letters wouldn't work well. I love your idea, Izzy.
Ism - August 15, 2013, 10:06 pm
5L's Ugh News :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:30 pm
Mother Nature is on her period, lol.


OPTIMISM - Is the result of knowing how bad things really are.


TAGS: pool pee moment when worse
Rating: 4.43/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2013, 9:31 pm
No pun intended of course ;)
Silverheart - January 5, 2013, 7:37 pm

Holy crap. I msipleld 'ratio' on this on. Oops.


TAGS: sad worse
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:34 pm
culos - December 23, 2009, 10:15 am
we aim to please!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 10:02 am

Damn near fell out of my chair reading this one.


TAGS: bad day calendar worse
Rating: 3.83/5

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Greeny - March 28, 2012, 6:52 pm
I feel a song coming on; I'll get my number two pencil...
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:35 pm
you writing this down Greeny?
SteveFurlong - March 28, 2012, 8:26 am
I get the intent, but I think you worded it wrong. Maybe "It couldn't be worse, but...". Unless you're suggesting that the next day will likely be worse. Now that's demotivating.

Hiccups -

TAGS: cure is worse than disease
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:28 am
ROTFL!!! yes, the sudden appearance of an angry bear would probably cure even the worst case of hiccups!!! Luuuuv it! 5 ROTFL lions, yuk-yuk! Oh. by the way. Thanks for the raging case of hiccups! Now where was that bear again----

mad scientist -

Of Course ! -

Not Shown -

TAGS: worse yet lousy conversation starter
Rating: 5/5

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theyuk - June 19, 2016, 12:14 pm
Why assume I'm not?
JesusWept - June 13, 2016, 9:27 am
Ahh now i get it! I thought you were drunk LOL
theyuk - June 12, 2016, 1:00 pm
God donut! Text cut off-should read Three-foot Pooper Scooper.

I used to have superpowers -

TAGS: reality its worse than kryptonite
Rating: 4.93/5

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Silverheart - October 26, 2014, 5:55 am

Thanks, SeƱor el Fayk
motifayk - October 25, 2014, 5:32 pm
Wonderful on many level5